The Baptist Bra

A man walked into the Women's
Department of Macy's in New York City. He Told the Sales lady, "I would
like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B".With a quizzical look, the
saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type".
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple.The Catholic type supports the masses,The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist Type for
They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".
And, if you need more
information here's some more:Have you ever wandered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H And how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Well, if you Have ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code
:A. Almost Boobs
B. Barely Boobs
C. Can't Complain
D. Dang!
DD. Double Dang!
E. Enormous
F. Fake
G. Get a reduction
H. Help Me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
.... God is like... SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there