FW: How To Install A Home Security System

 

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1.  GO TO A GOODWILL STORE AND BUY A PAIR OF MEN'S WORK BOOTS SIZE 14-16 (WELL USED).
2. PLACE THEM ON FRONT PORCH, ALONG WITH A COPY OF GUNS AND AMMO   MAGAZINE.
3. PUT A FEW GIANT DOG DISHES NEXT TO THE BOOTS AND MAGAZINE.
4. LEAVE A NOTE ON YOUR DOOR THAT READS:

HEY BUBBA,

BIG JIM, DUKE, SLIM, AND I GONE FOR MORE AMMUNITION.  WILL BE BACK IN ONE HOUR.  DON'T MESS WITH THE PIT BULLS - THEY ATTACKED THE MAILMAN THIS MORNING AND MESSED HIM UP REAL BAD.  I DON'T THINK KILLER TOOK PART IN IT, BUT IT WAS HARD TO TELL FROM ALL THE BLOOD.  ANYWAY, I LOCKED ALL OF THE DOGS IN THE HOUSE.  BETTER JUST WAIT OUTSIDE UNTIL WE CAN GET BACK.

COOTER

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