Quotes from Great Women
GREAT LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong
-Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes (at 73)
-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.-Janette Barber
-Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck
-Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited
-Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.-Caryn Leschen
-I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited
-If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-
Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong
-Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes (at 73)
-I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.-Janette Barber
-Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck
-Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited
-Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.-Caryn Leschen
-I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited
-If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-
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