Fwd: FW: I am with Maxine!

 

*Martha's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice
cream drips.
*Maxine's Way*
Just  suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for  Pete's sake!You  are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it,  anyway!
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*Martha's Way*
To  keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
*Maxine's Way*
Buy  Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.   Keep's in the pantry for up  to a
year.
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*Martha's Way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix
instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of  the cake.
*Maxine's Way*
Go  to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for  you.
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*Martha's Way*
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
*Maxine's Way*
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite  with me  the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
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*Martha's Way*
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
*Maxine's Way*
Celery?  Never heard of it!
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*Martha's Way*
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
*Maxine's Way*
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.
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*Martha's Way*
Cure for  headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.  The throbbing will go away.
*Maxine's Way*
Take a lime,  mix it with tequila, chill and drink!  'All'  your  pains go  away.
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*Martha's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
*Maxine's Way*
Go ask  that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
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*Martha's Way*
Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use in  casseroles and sauces.
*Maxine's Way*
Leftover wine???????????
HELLO  !!!!!!!
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As  usual, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends
within the next  5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew
and your butt will fall off.   Really.... it's true! Have I  ever lied to
you?