Fwd: natural highs

 

Natural Highs

Please make sure you forward this back to me . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter..
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
26. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
27. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
28. Playing with a new puppy.
29. Having someone play with your hair.
30. Sweet dreams.
31. Hot chocolate.
32. Road trips with friends.
33. Swinging on swings.
34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
35. Making chocolate chip cookies.
36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
37. Holding hands with someone you care about.
38. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
39. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
40. Watching the sunrise.
41. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
42. Knowing that somebody misses you.
43. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply..
44. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth .

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FW: Older lady Speeding

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know.

I just did!

Horoscope

 

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Criss Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew.  Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get.
Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward this with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal; try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is you're having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign, you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion......
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise.  Practical
And rigid.  Ambitious.  Tends to be good-looking.  Humorous and funny.  Can be a bit shy and reserved.  Often pessimistic.  Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times.  Hold grudges.  Like competition. Get what they want.  20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
  AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest.  Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent.  Friendly and loyal.  Can seem unemotional.  Can be a bit rebellious.  Very stubborn, but original and unique.  Attractive on the inside and out.  Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
  PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful.
Very creative and imaginative.  May become secretive and vague.  Sensitive. Don't like details.  Dreamy and unrealistic.  Sympathetic and  loving.  Kind. Unselfish.  Good kisser.  Beautiful.  8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
  ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic.  Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic.  Fun.  Loves a challenge.  EXTREMELY impatient.  Sometimes selfish.  Short fuse.  (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp witted.  Outgoing.  Loses interest quickly - easily bored.  Egotistical.  Courageous and assertive.  Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.
Can come off as boring, but they are not.  Hard workers.  Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance.  Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways.  Not looking for shortcuts.  Take pride in their beauty.  Patient and reliable.  Make great friends and give good advice.  Loving and kind.  Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally.  Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums.  Determined. Indulge themselves  often.  Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty.  Outgoing, very chatty.  Lively, energetic.  Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken.  Like change.  Versatile.  Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.  Gossips.  May seem superficial or inconsistent.  Beautiful physically and mentally.  5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional.  May be shy. Very loving and caring.  Pretty/handsome.  Excellent partners for life.  Protective.  Inventive and imaginative.  Cautious.  Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others.  Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized.  Need order in their lives - like being in control.  Like boundaries.  Tend to take over everything.  Bossy. Like to help others.  Social and outgoing.  Extroverted.  Generous, warm-hearted.  Sensitive.  Creative energy.  Full of themselves.  Loving.  Doing the
Right thing is important to Leos.  Attractive.  13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative.  Always wants the last word.  Argumentative.  Worries.  Very smart.  Dislikes noise and chaos.  Eager.  Hardworking.  Loyal.  Beautiful. Easy to talk to.  Hard to please.  Harsh.  Practical and very fussy.  Often shy. Pessimistic.  7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet.  Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal.  Creative, energetic, and very social.  Hates to be alone.  Peaceful, generous.  Very loving and beautiful.  Flirtatious.  Give in too easily.  Procrastinators.  Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic.  Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.  Hardworking.  Great kisser.  Can become obsessive or secretive.  Holds grudges.  Attractive.  Determined. Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Romantic.  Can be self-centered at times.  Passionate and emotional.  4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist.  Peter Pan syndrome (doesn't want to grow up).  Boastful.  Likes luxuries and gambling.  Social and outgoing.  Doesn't  like responsibilities. Often fantasizes.  Impatient.  Fun to be around.  Having lots of friends.  Flirtatious.  Doesn't like rules.  Sometimes hypocritical.  Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes.  Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14  years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Send away!!~ Ready .. set............ GO!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1 day of luckjo
13-17 people = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 month of luck
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1 year of luck

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